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11th September 2013: The world's gone mad and I'm the only one who knows
13th August 2013: Black is white. Fact. End of.
11th August 2013: Electric cars, not as green as they're painted?
18th June 2013: Wrinklies unite, you have nothing to lose but your walking frames!
17th May 2013: Some actual FACTS about climate change (for a change) from actual scientists ...
10th May 2013: An article about that poison gas, carbon dioxide, and other scientific facts (not) ...
10th May 2013: We need to see past the sex and look at the crimes: is justice being served?
8th May 2013: So, who would you trust to treat your haemorrhoids, Theresa May?
8th May 2013: Why should citizens in the 21st Century fear the law so much?
30th April 2013: What the GOS says today, the rest of the world realises tomorrow ...
30th April 2013: You couldn't make it up, could you? Luckily you don't need to ...
29th April 2013: a vote for NONE OF THE ABOVE, because THE ABOVE are crap ...
28th April 2013: what goes around, comes around?
19th April 2013: everyone's a victim these days ...
10th April 2013: Thatcher is dead; long live Thatcher!
8th April 2013: Poor people are such a nuisance. Just give them loads of money and they'll go away ...
26th March 2013: Censorship is alive and well and coming for you ...
25th March 2013: Just do your job properly, is that too much to ask?
25th March 2013: So, what do you think caused your heterosexuality?
20th March 2013: Feminists - puritans, hypocrites or just plain stupid?
18th March 2013: How Nazi Germany paved the way for modern governance?
13th March 2013: Time we all grew up and lived in the real world ...
12th March 2013: Hindenburg crash mystery solved? - don't you believe it!
6th March 2013: Is this the real GOS?
5th March 2013: All that's wrong with taxes
25th February 2013: The self-seeking MP who is trying to bring Britain down ...
24th February 2013: Why can't newspapers just tell the truth?
22nd February 2013: Trial by jury - a radical proposal
13th February 2013: A little verse for two very old people ...
6th February 2013: It's not us after all, it's worms
6th February 2013: Now here's a powerful argument FOR gay marriage ...
4th February 2013: There's no such thing as equality because we're not all the same ...
28th January 2013: Global Warming isn't over - IT'S HIDING!
25th January 2013: Global Warmers: mad, bad and dangerous to know ...
25th January 2013: Bullying ego-trippers, not animal lovers ...
19th January 2013: We STILL haven't got our heads straight about gays ...
16th January 2013: Bullying ego-trippers, not animal lovers ...
11th January 2013: What it's like being English ...
7th January 2013: Bleat, bleat, if it saves the life of just one child ...
7th January 2013: How best to put it? 'Up yours, Argentina'?
7th January 2013: Chucking even more of other people's money around ...
6th January 2013: Chucking other people's money around ...
30th December 2012: The BBC is just crap, basically ...
30th December 2012: We mourn the passing of a genuine Grumpy Old Sod ...
30th December 2012: How an official body sets out to ruin Christmas ...
16th December 2012: Why should we pardon Alan Turing when he did nothing wrong?
15th December 2012: When will social workers face up to their REAL responsibility?
15th December 2012: Unfair trading by a firm in Bognor Regis ...
14th December 2012: Now the company that sells your data is pretending to act as watchdog ...
7th December 2012: There's a war between cars and bikes, apparently, and  most of us never noticed!
26th November 2012: The bottom line - social workers are just plain stupid ...
20th November 2012: So, David Eyke was right all along, then?
15th November 2012: MPs don't mind dishing it out, but when it's them in the firing line ...
14th November 2012: The BBC has a policy, it seems, about which truths it wants to tell ...
12th November 2012: Big Brother, coming to a school near you ...
9th November 2012: Yet another celebrity who thinks, like Jimmy Saville, that he can behave just as he likes because he's famous ...
5th November 2012: Whose roads are they, anyway? After all, we paid for them ...
7th May 2012: How politicians could end droughts at a stroke if they chose ...
6th May 2012: The BBC, still determined to keep us in a fog of ignorance ...
2nd May 2012: A sense of proportion lacking?
24th April 2012: Told you so, told you so, told you so ...
15th April 2012: Aah, sweet ickle polar bears in danger, aah ...
15th April 2012: An open letter to Anglian Water ...
30th March 2012: Now they want to cure us if we don't believe their lies ...
28th February 2012: Just how useful is a degree? Not very.
27th February 2012: ... so many ways to die ...
15th February 2012: DO go to Jamaica because you definitely WON'T get murdered with a machete. Ms Fox says so ...
31st January 2012: We don't make anything any more
27th January 2012: There's always a word for it, they say, and if there isn't we'll invent one
26th January 2012: Literary criticism on GOS? How posh!
12th December 2011: Plain speaking by a scientist about the global warming fraud
9th December 2011: Who trusts scientists? Apart from the BBC, of course?
7th December 2011: All in all, not a good week for British justice ...
9th November 2011: Well what d'you know, the law really IS a bit of an ass ...

 

 
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We wrote recently about the craven and deeply stupid performance by the Irish electorate when they voted to bend down and take the Lisbon Treaty right where it'll hurt the most.
 
Christopher Crossman has his own take on the débacle, and sent us this letter to explain it ...

 

 
As an Englishman living in Ireland, I have to tell you that the Irish were kidded, conned and coerced over Lisbon 2 - all over the country, except here in Donegal where, alone, we voted "No".
 
In all the weeks of active campaigning by the "Yes" side of the Lisbon 2 debate, in all the megabytes of emails and multiple Government-sponsored pro-Lisbon websites, throughout all the positive TV coverage and mostly uncritical print media reporting, amid all the blitzing of letterboxes with pamphlets and town centres with posters, there was not one single good reason articulated for the Irish people to vote in favour of another bid to enhance the power of Brussels.
 
But still they fell for it.
 
Because the Irish government ran such a massive propaganda campaign to deliberately mislead and misdirect the public's attention, by persistently implying the Lisbon 2 referendum was really about continued membership of the EU, and by explicitly stating that a "Yes" vote would have a positive, early effect on employment, wages and on the Irish economy. I myself saw hundreds of party-sponsored posters along roads and in towns here that said simply "Yes to Europe, Yes to jobs" - as if one statement was the natural consequence of the other.
 
The irony is that Lisbon 2 was an even murkier deal than the previously-rejected Lisbon constitution, and provided no certainty even of an Irish EU commissioner in the future - only the chance to suggest one. And the supposedly independent Referendum Commission made no attempt to cover both viewpoints, but blatantly set out its own, wholly sympathetic, version of the "Yes" case. All these statements, slogans and claims were untruths bordering on falsehoods, but if you could winkle out any proper argument at all, from all misinformation and downright deceptions, it seemed to come down to: Ireland did quite well from the EU in the past, so vote "Yes" now - and if you don't vote "Yes" now they will punish us.
 
And it worked.
 
They got away with it because compliant media editors and hundreds of ministers, would-be ministers, bureaucrats, quango bosses, union-leaders-on-a-promise and other assorted gravy-train riders, were all involved in a massive, conscious or unconscious, conspiracy of suppression and complicity. Knowing that the truth was that a "Yes" vote would mean less money for Ireland from Europe and more money paid in. Knowing it meant less influence for Ireland over its own border affairs and internal policies and more power to Brussels. Knowing it would mean less control over Ireland's economy, industries, businesses and its people's lives, and much more meddling, interfering and imposing of one-size-fits-all policies over all member states, especially pesky, insignificant little Ireland.
 
But they lent their support, voices and authority to the big lie nevertheless - out of self-interest, for money or favours to come, and because nobody had a vision for any alternative outcome.
 
The irony is that all the Irish people, and in their hearts and minds everybody with any insight or power, knew all this - but such was the lure of position, patronage and pork-barrel politics, and the inflated salaries, status and gold-plated pensions of those already on the gravy train and the others waiting to get on, that the Irish people had to be conned and coerced into a "Yes" vote at all costs. Besides, the killer consideration was, if the people voted "No" what would happen to the gravy-train riders?
 
The Irish people had a chance to loosen the ever-tightening grip of the EU, to literally stop the monster in its tracks, and sad to say they blew it. They had a chance to say "no more ratification", "... rationalisation" and "... harmonisation", to send a message that what people want is a lot less top-down decision-making, a lot less waste and an end to corruption, cronyism and feather-bedding. Most of all to get a lot of the authority to govern their own affairs returned to the member states.
 
But we blew it and the same chance will never come again, that much is certain.
 
But here in Donegal, we tried. We stood out against the pressure, we were not to be bullied. So think kindly of us here, feel sorry for us when we are left out of future funding and regeneration schemes, and maybe come see for yourselves why Donegal is different.
 
Yours,
 
Christopher Crossman
 

 
The GOS says: Right on. Still, fair's fair. On this side of the Irish Sea we didn't even have the gumption to make enough fuss to force the government to keep its promise of a referendum.
 
And if they had, it's by no certain that we'd have had any more sense than the Irish. I mean, look at our police, look at our legal system, look at our immigration policy (not), look at our schools. Look what we already put up with. Let's face it, Brains R'n't Us.
 

 
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